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Cassidy. Buffalo

Why am I so awkward. I’m sooo dumb

Of COURSE these things only happen to me

I’m just going to pretend that every mortifying thing that’s happened in my life is just a dream so I can live (ignorantly) in peace

I should honestly have my own television show by now considering everything that happens in my life is a complete joke, or extremely embarrassing

"He looked at me like I was crazy. Most of my lovers do, and that’s partly why they love me, and partly why they leave."
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  Jeanette Winterson (via lunarlovenotes)

(Source: middlenameconfused, via adorability)


fr3sh-ta-death: or fuck. 
Princess Grace photographed by Howell Conant on her throne, Monaco, 1962.
"I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday."
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  Lemony Snicket (via larmoyante)

(via justamoonwalker)


goofygrin: linrenzo: glamthug: Selena Notice how she’s “naturally” thick I love me some Selena.